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Thursday, May 19

It's official: Australians are COMPLETELY BORED.

Yep. It's true. Australians are bored. Bored to tears. Bored (literally) to death. Culled from newsertainment site CNN.com. So bored, in fact, that they've invented a new pasttime....called "planking". "Planking" takes it's name from how many players mimic a wooden board (yep, a BOARD) by lying rigid in a public space or an unusual spot, such as a washing machine (wtf???) a sign, or a railing. There's even a society of "plankers"!

End of the world, please come sooner than this Saturday. Please.

3 comments:

  1. one dude already died from planking. he was balancing himself on a balcony ledge... it's a dangerous sport.

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  2. don't be knocking the planking! some of my best work yet has been achieved by prone stiffness... BTW Woolworths (yes, they're still going strong Down Under) just fired 8 people for "planking on the job"...I should be so lucky! You should see Extreme Ironing for a REAL sport.....

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